Monday, December 20, 2010

What Can Brown Do For You?

Tomorrow the UPS man will be delivering a dose of my Ovidrel.

In 12 hours 11 hours and 52 minutes, not that I'm counting I will poke my belly for the second to last time this cycle.  Not that I'm counting or anything.

My worst fear is that I will check the tracking information on the UPS site tomorrow and instead of saying "out for delivery"  it will say "ACT OF GOD DELIVERY FAILURE..."  Of course that isn't what the site would would say "Emergency conditions out of our control..."  but its the same difference. 

What can brown do for me?  They can deliver my package on time, not bent, spindled, nor mutilated and they had best use a number 2 pencil for if they fail in any of the above it will be on their permanent record.

Ok, so my attempts a humor tonight are a bit lame....but you can't say I didn't try! 


  1. I'll be keeping my fingers crossed you get a safe delivery. :-) You'd think it wouldn't be that hard... but when my diploma came my mailman actually left it on my porch which is totally uncovered on the day before a hurricane... Mind you it had already been raining 5 hours straight when she put it on the porch, but I guess that didn't cross her mind... Anyhoo fingers are crossed for you. :-)

  2. Crossing my finger that Mr. or Ms. Brown is right on time for you!!!